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I was at work and I asked if we were closed for Martin Luther King Jr. day. Pat went off on a rant about how we were but we weren't closed for President's Day, and she thought there were some pretty decent presidents. I let that one slide with an incredulous look. Then she went on to say 'And February's Black History Month, but I don't know of any white history month!' All I could say was 'Are you SERIOUS?!' at which point she said she was joking. Hmm. Didn't seem that funny. I should have told her that there is one. She would have probably just complained that don't make a big enough deal about it.