Friday, January 11, 2008

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Turned out to be an interesting funeral. Some guy gave a eulogy that started out mildly entertaining, and ended up being a little hellfire and brimstone-y. Actual quote: Make her proud and avoid the wrath that awaits the godless people. Nice.
Turns out she led an interesting life. She got married and had a kid or two, then got divorced and married some guy who molested her daughter, and he ended up in jail, and so she married another guy and her first husband married her sister. Someone, possibly her daughter and son or son in law or husband or ex... got hit by a truck.
And the best picture of her was one on a motorcycle. And the minister actually said, 'She certainly was no Britney Spears.' And aren't we all glad?

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